Anonymous: What's up

you tell me

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via all-this-sadness-wastes-my-time)

If you won’t kiss her after she sucks your dick you don’t deserve to get your dick sucked.

(Source: novi-care, via babyyybones)

So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

(via sorry)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via sorry)